Let us all raise our voices in unison in ”short” rendition of that All American Song.

Ding, Dong, the Witch is dead!

Which old Witch?

The Wicked Witch!

Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is Dead!

In other news…..

Dick C attended the inauguration of Barack Obama in a wheel chair. Dick was in pain but not seriously hurt, sources said.

It was reported that Dick C. sprained his back  the night  before desperately trying to move secret tapes out of the White House. Tapes implementing himself and other high ranking members in the administration to the explosions that toppled building number 7 of the World Trade Center. One of the tape reportedly linked the vice president to the Fox TV smear campaign which cost Rosy O’Donnell her chair on “The View” within weeks of her mentioning the 9/11 truth campaign.

Okay, I’m making the last bit up as a joke…..................Right….........?

The world may never know….....

But let’s us not spoil this a day of celebrations.

Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is Dead!

And the Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow, Bet Your Bottom Dollar!

You’ll be cheering for these two British school boys with a camcorder, more than anyone ever did for Harry Potter.

These two boys put together much more than just a movie, while trying to win an amateur film competition.

A perfect comedy film about true friendship and faith with something for everyone in the whole family. 

It will inspire your children to dream, think and help you to recapture a little of what you left behind.

And yes, in the 80’s people really dressed like that!

I feel bad, that I didn’t have anything positive for them.

So, here goes, a little bit of advice from my life’s journey:

“Treat people well, and they will give to you willingly something  far more valuable, than you could ever be able to take from them forcibly.”

Trust me on this.
 

How?

The Internet.


I have been quietly doing my keyword reports using Wordtrackerfor over a year to find the words that you my fellow Americans are actually searching for on the Internet. 

Each time I do it chips away at my faith in human nature.

Today, in the course of looking for words to promote an e-book on the topic of “self defense for women” I looked up the keyword ”rape” hoping to find ”rape prevention” or similar keywords which I could recommend to the marketers selling this book, to help them get the book in front of the people for whom it would be the most helpfull. 

Instead, sadly this is what I found.

Over the past 90 days America’s searches on Google looked like this:

1008 of you were searching on Google for ” Rape comics”

418 of you were searching for “Free rape videos

924 of you were searching for “rape fantasy”

1444 of you were searching for “anime rape”  (anime is a form of comic book art)

270 of you wanted to find “free rape stories” 

261 of you typed into Google “fantasy rape stories“

626 of you were looking for the key words “Free rape movies”

While only 226 were searching for “rape gallery”

170 of you didn’t quite trust what you had seen and so you typed in “real rape videos”

and from the safety of your homes 156 of you just wanted to look up “sister rape”

“rape games” was on the other hand searched by 140 of my fellow Americans

while 126 of you managed to spell “free rape pics”

Okay so who’s watching?

Well, for starters me, but I’m nobody, and there is Wordtrackerand sites like them, webmasters (boy can they glut a market there are thirteen million four hundred thousand sites indexed at Google for the key words “anime rape” . How about the government; most probably and then there is,  oh yeah, God or who ever you call him?

This was just from a list of the top 100 unfortunately “rape prevention” never made that list. I won’t sicken you with them all.

Please America take your computers out of your kids bedrooms, buy the filters, ask our government to get some of these sick pages down and penalize those who profit from them, and pray for each other. This is a terrible sickness in our country. 

What else we can do?

A kiss may just be just a kiss but sharing this classic on the big screen with an audience on the big screen just gets better as time goes by. Check out whats playing know at Snooparoo.com and check The Harbor Theater for times and prices.

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
“During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall – she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes(we offered to call paramedics). We got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food – while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling us that his wife had been taken to the hospital! – (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had we known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us.” 

Some don’t die. They end up helpless in a hopeless condition instead. Did you know that
within the first 3 hours of a stroke the effects may be totally reversed if the victim receives proper medical attention…totally reversed! The trick is getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the victim medical care. 
RECOGNIZING A STROKE: 3 steps, S T R .
Ask Three Simple Questions:

S Ask the individual to SMILE …
T  Ask the person to TALK . to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE
(Coherently) (i.e. . . It is sunny out today)
R Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.

NOTE: Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is this: Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue! .... if the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke – Also offering the individual 2 Aspirins will help to thin out their blood…

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call 9-1-1 immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

If you can learn this and teach it to it to 10 people; you can just bet that you will be responsible for at least one life saved.

Thank you,